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Horoscopes do create a lot of laughter in the office:

Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable (you desire me ah?) of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when there is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. (I dun noe what he is talking) Librans too are among the most civilized (i damn civilised, understand annot) of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking (wah, nabeh sure bo, my parents taught not to tell lies yo). They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.

Wah. A bit too much. I am floating 飘飘然ly already. How true.
Totally crap and bullshit, hahaha.

The negative Libran character may show frivolity (erm, what's that), flirtatiousness (what the) and shallowness (so you don't like it deep?). It can be changeable and indecisive, impatient of routine, colorlessly conventional and timid, easygoing to the point of inertia (you got problem with me easygoing is it, don't use physics terms leh), seldom angry when circumstances demand a show of annoyance at least (erm, I don't think there's gonna be any occasion where you SHOULD be annoyed at all?); and yet Librans can shock everyone around them with sudden storms of rage (how contradictory with the above). Their love of pleasure may lead them into extravagance; Libran men can degenerate into reckless gamblers (bullshit), and Libran women extravagant, jealous and careless about money sometimes squander their wealth and talents in their over-enthusiasm for causes which they espouse. Both sexes can become great gossipers (hmmm.....). A characteristic of the type is an insatiable curiosity that tempts them to enquire into every social scandal in their circle (maybe that's why we love reading Wanbao).

Whatever lah. 看看就好, not as if I can do anything about it right.