Kami Warganegara Singapura……..

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SekiDisambiguationToday went for some body checkup at Orchard Road. My parents, for unknown and perhaps stupid reasons, wanna migrate to Canada. OMG. WHY Canada? I would rather they migrate back to China lor. At least they can speak the same language, eat the same food, experience the life where they used to be.

And anyway during my conversation with Doc Da Costa (cool name), he said that people who went Canada in the end all told him that it was a nice place, much better than Singapore. I guess he was trying to assure me lah, but seriously I feel perfectly alright to be Singaporean, why would I wanna be citizen of somewhere else? Our government says: ”Singapore is our homeland, this is where we belong”, "We must ourselves defend Singapore”, "No one owes Singapore a living”, etc etc. What’s so nice about going overseas and contributing to THEIR economy. Is the theory that 外国的月亮比较圆 true?


And I found this random comic strip on http://uncyclopedia.info. It is a wikipedia project that makes a mockery of almost anything on this Earth. Good for some laughs.

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