lawak!!!!!!

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Kami mahu membantu anda…. Jika tidak, putus jari-jarinya…… Kalau tiada jari, saya ingat awak boleh lari…… Tak boleh, kerana kami akan memotong… Ah long akan ambil ini pisau potong lu punya tangan tau….! Pinjam wang banyak-banyak manis mulut tapi lepas itu lari…..

HAHAHAHA JOKE SHOW BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Just came back from Popular. WTF, there are assessment books for kindergarten kids?!?!?!?!??! Walau eh nowadays the kiasu parents ah, the boy so small 5 years old only also want him to study ah? Tsktsktsktsktsktsk.

Block leave finished! Tomorrow book in. Thursday book out. Thursday book in again, Friday book out. This week seems awesome.

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