The Simple Hypothesis

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The hostel laundry sucks lah. Even though it is my fault for counting the no. of clothes wrongly they don’t just chuck everything into the bag and leave it to smell for two days right.

Now I have no uniform to wear and hence I am thinking that certain lectures I HAVE to pon. Yeah lah, so sad, I MUST pon lessons… *sense the sarcasm.

Choa Chu Kang the Lot 1 got a  lot of stuff leh. There is this shop called Lulu something and sells pink, striking bimbo stuff. Haha damn nice sia I like the pattern. Oh gosh I am becoming like Hsiangway le. But pink is nice! Anyway the Ice Jelly at the foodcourt is good. Sweet enough, just that fruits too little le. Since this glutton here loves Ice Jelly I can strike Lot 1 off my “to-eat” list.

CCK Library is not bad too. And I found a few useful books for research. Yes, that stupid China Studies thesis again. Regarding “Cross-Straits Relations”. Many people still don’t quite understand the complexity of the problem and just think that Taiwan is an independent country, some thing which I do not deny, nor would I admit.

This is a simple hypothesis:

Imagine I form this imaginary “Communist Party of Singapore” and lead on an army towards hmm… Istana. Then our government’s SAF retreats to hmm… Pulau Tekong. Now I conquer the entire Singapore island. And then I create a imaginary “Socialist Republic of Singapore”. So now there seems to be two Singapores, the ROS on Pulau Tekong, and this SROS on Singapore island.

Then ponder, who is the true, legitimate government of the entire Singapore? I will say that I am, for the fact that I ousted the government out of office and I have effective control over most parts of Singapore, and we are gonna “liberate” Pulau Tekong. On the other hand, the ROS government on Pulau Tekong will say that I am just leading a bunch of rebels and they are gonna retake the mainland Singapore ASAP. So that;s the problem.

Anyway, anyone wanna donate blood on Saturday, 12nn, at Dhoby Ghaut NEL MRT Station? Our nation needs you. Go for it.

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